Wednesday, September 30, 2009

For Lazy

I saw the funniest thing today on campus.

It's raining, right? It's been pouring in Provo, at least. At six this morning, when I was walking back from work, I was drenched.

Anyways, so it's raining, which of course brings out the umbrellas. I saw a guy and a girl walking next to each other in my general direction with the masses this morning holding hands. What I found funny, though, was that the guy was holding an umbrella. For himself! Is it just me, or does that seem kinda...wrong.

8 comments:

The Boob Nazi said...

Maybe she likes walking in the rain? That's the only acceptable option.

Kristina P. said...

Jerkface.

E.m.K. said...
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E.m.K. said...

Maybe she's an X-man whose skin and hair repels water. She can walk through the Red Sea with her own personal miracle! If her man were to share the umbrella, it might seem like a case of man's overbearing protectiveness over a woman that's perfectly capable of caring for herself.

OR

Maybe her shower wasn't working this morning. But she went on a run, worked out at the gym, and went puddle-jumping by the duckpond. So she decided to opt for a rain shower, lest her roommates ostracize her as "the smelly one."

OR

Maybe she has a fear of umbrellas. Who doesn't, really, with all those vicious eye-gouging points poking out!



(what I must do to avoid productive things, like homework!)

Wendyburd1 said...

What a lame...errr brain? LOL! How unchivalrous!

Whitney R said...

WOW. So gentlemanly. Or, wait. Was she wearing a white shirt? I bet he did it on purpose.

Whitney Leigh said...

when i was waiting in line to get into the conference building today, i shared my two person umbrella with three other random middle aged men. I felt bad they didn't have an umbrella. i'm such a good person.

Whitney Leigh said...

heh heh heh. what a douche.