Thursday, March 5, 2009

At Least I'm Not On Fire

For some reason today, my eyes are swollen. I'm not too concerned, but I'm wondering if I should be. My face was itching yesterday. My face! Can your face even itch? Because mine was like crazy.

Anyways, I look completely ridiculous. It's not bad, but it mimics the time that I got so sunburned on my face that I started to retain water between my eyes and I looked Asian (no joke...wish I had pictures to show you). Except, the swelling isn't between my eyes, but it's on my eyelids. I'm not tired or anything. In fact, I got plenty of sleep last night. And I'm waiting to talk to the T.A. for my government class, so this just helps me look more legit. Haha.

"Hi, I'm Kayleigh, I can't critique an argument and my eyes are about swollen shut. How's your day been?"

Oh well. Things could be worse. I could be stuck in a ditch somewhere (not sure why I would be stuck in a ditch, but it would certainly be a worse situation to be in than I'm in right now), or my car could be totaled (not Stella!). I could be poor and hungry (oh wait...), or I could be homeless, which I'm not. Or I could have looked fat in my Harvest dance pictures my senior year in high school (haha, that's for you Whit Leigh!)

Ya. Definitely things could be much worse.

7 comments:

Whitney Leigh said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh. my. hell. that whole post made me tear up a little. wow. from the swollen eye/asian face to the harvest pictures. wow. just...wow that was fantastic. by far, my favorite post.

Kristina P. said...

I would take an antihistamine or something. That might make you fall asleep, however.

The Boob Nazi said...

That sucks.... Sorry.

Jeff and Sarah said...

Sounds like an allergy to me. Possibly because of the high winds yesterday. Thats what happens to me when the dust is blowing. Try some Claritin (loratadine) or benadryl. Benadryl will make you sleepy. Good luck. Do you look like you did when you got bit between the eyes by a mosquito when you were 2 and you looked in the mirror and in a disgusted voice said you looked like the "Beast" (From Beauty and the Beast)?

E.m.K. said...

You know what my favorite part of That One Blog is? The giant black on the hip of her wedding dress. It's ginormous!

Kayleigh said...

I know Em, right? I don't understand the madness.

Whitney Leigh said...

"I can't critique an argument and my eyes are swollen shut."

I just died. And apparently I just LOVED this post back in 2009. hahah